Grandma and I have been hiding out for a really long time. Like before I was born. We've moved a couple times because Grandma is a dork and can't make our secret house work half the time.
We decided it was time to just land here next door to the castle. We don't think Mommy will look for us that close to the castle. I think we will be OK..
This is where we plot our revenge against Mommy and Daddy for all the times they tell us no.. we hate the word no.. it makes us cry..
So, if you don't tell Mommy where we are, you are welcome to follow along in our journey. We do a lot of things that will get us in trouble if Mommy and Daddy find out. We normally blame Grandpa for that stuff.